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facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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gamoradorable:

"You're tense, Ororo. Maybe we should finish this argument in the showers."
"It's second period! I have an ethics class to teach!"
"I'll skip the foreplay."
"No, you most certainly will not!!"
      ↳ Amazing X-Men #1

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realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

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My sixty year old grandmother just called my stepgrandmother a stupid hoe bitch in a heavy Spanish accent. How to reply?

yourvictorianvampire:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

asylum-art:

LIX: The World’s Smallest 3D Printing Pen Lets You Draw in the Air

 

I LITERALLY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. 

It’s only a matter of time now before someone makes a doodlebob

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  • Reasons Why I'm a Bad Friend 346:
  • If someone taps me on the shoulder when I'm out in town, especially at night, I don't assume it's a friend trying to get my attention or surprise me, someone lost and looking for directions, a molester, a salesman trying to ask if I want a sample, a mugger, an old schoolmate, or a clown. I automatically assume it's a zombie and try to stab their brain by jabbing my keys into their eyes while screeching like a pterodactyl.

esperchild:

rabidchild67:

Batman vs Superman - It's Big ! [x]

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…This looks extremely homoerotic.

This is going to be gayest movie ever

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:) 

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consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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