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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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proxyjackspicer:

never even heard of them dude,at least i don’t think i have

I know WellHeyProuctions and I know for a fact that he doesn’t get angry over people changing their gender identity infact, he’s okay if his own son turned out to be trans. As for the faggot bit, he uses Louis CK’s version of faggot (basically, he calls people faggots not because they are gay, it’s because they’re being assholes). He’s a good person.

So which size ice pack does this person want for the flood of hate mail they’re probably gonna get when Murphy’s followers see this?

Oh dear.

…… AhahahahahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CANT BOLD WHEN IM ON MOBILE BUT JUST IMAGINE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Murphy needs to see this post because god damn am I looking forward to his response. He’s going to have a far better reply than I ever would.
wellheyproductions

themrcreepypasta:

lehrastar:

creepypasta-raven:

cr33pysplitz:

proxyjackspicer:

never even heard of them dude,at least i don’t think i have

I know WellHeyProuctions and I know for a fact that he doesn’t get angry over people changing their gender identity infact, he’s okay if his own son turned out to be trans. As for the faggot bit, he uses Louis CK’s version of faggot (basically, he calls people faggots not because they are gay, it’s because they’re being assholes). He’s a good person.

So which size ice pack does this person want for the flood of hate mail they’re probably gonna get when Murphy’s followers see this?

Oh dear.

…… AhahahahahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BOLD WHEN IM ON MOBILE BUT JUST IMAGINE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Murphy needs to see this post because god damn am I looking forward to his response. He’s going to have a far better reply than I ever would. wellheyproductions

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proxyjackspicer:

i don’t want to cause any drama should i delete the screen shots?

i don’t even know who the guy is our why the anon sent me that.

Nah Jack. We know it’s not you. It’s the anon. Like we say about Murphy, it’s best to read the post and not just assume. Anyone who reads yours post can see what you’re responding to an anonymous message you received

themrcreepypasta:

hetasdfjkl:

IM ON MY OLD IPOD AND I RECHARGED IT AND DECIDED TO LOOK THROUGH MY NOTES AND I FIND THIS STORY AND GOD HELP ME

Recording it

themrcreepypasta:

hetasdfjkl:

IM ON MY OLD IPOD AND I RECHARGED IT AND DECIDED TO LOOK THROUGH MY NOTES AND I FIND THIS STORY AND GOD HELP ME

Recording it

How to tell if a blog is trash

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smokeweebeveryday:

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Okay but consider this: fuck you

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A Disease Called University

Anonymous said: Who's your favorite narrator??

themrcreepypasta:

missshadowlovely:

themrcreepypasta:

missshadowlovely:

themrcreepypasta:

Samuel L Jackson

Your answer wasn’t Morgan Freeman, so you’re wrong.

Alittle racist there Shadow

God does not have a race.

some_text Where Jackson comes from there is no god

noelfieldingisprettierthanyou:

noel fielding is prettier than u …

noelfieldingisprettierthanyou:

noel fielding is prettier than u …

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