"You're tense, Ororo. Maybe we should finish this argument in the showers."
"It's second period! I have an ethics class to teach!"
"I'll skip the foreplay."
"No, you most certainly will not!!"
↳ Amazing X-Men #1
If someone taps me on the shoulder when I'm out in town, especially at night, I don't assume it's a friend trying to get my attention or surprise me, someone lost and looking for directions, a molester, a salesman trying to ask if I want a sample, a mugger, an old schoolmate, or a clown. I automatically assume it's a zombie and try to stab their brain by jabbing my keys into their eyes while screeching like a pterodactyl.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.